Anonymous: IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is allengrahmTT121126
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- Me: Hello?
- Maine: Hello Tin! I need comfort.
- Me: For what?
- Maine: I'm pooping.
- Me: Omg.
- Maine: Okay, I will go now. It's time for me to wipe.
A little word of advice.
If your parents are paying for tuition, go to school. If you’re under 18, don’t get a job because it’s going to eat your social life. If your parents buy you shit, you don’t need a job anyway. Get things done. If you have friends, keep them close to you. Best friends? Keep them closer. Explore elsewhere, you can only do so much at the mall. Take chances, take risks. Do something you’ll regret for once. You’re not going to die if you’re single. Say hi to a stranger because they might end up being the “one”. If not, say hi to a different stranger. Buy something you’ll never wear only because it looked really nice. Go the extra mile. Smile, never forget to smile.
I’ma take your lipginity.
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In 2012,
I’ll get a tattoo. I’ll get one more piercing. I’ll fall in and out of love over and over again. I’ll eat something new. I’ll drive somewhere completely pointless. I’ll go to a concert. I’ll watch a shitty movie. I’ll learn to do something new, like play a full song on guitar or hockey. I’ll do something that doesn’t benefit me. I’ll watch the sunset and sunrise with someone special. I’ll make someone feel special. I’ll get a new job. I’ll make a choreo. I’ll change how I look. I’ll try to learn more Tagalog. I’ll do something great. I’ll save a life. I’ll buy another turtle. I’ll stop wasting time. I’ll stop wasting money. I’ll work out in my free time. I’ll do something better this year.
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My parents gave birth to one hilarious mother fucker.
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If a girl has to ask you for reassurance that she actually means something to you, you’re obviously doing something extremely wrong.
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Convinced myself that I’m better off without you.
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"I might have not gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be."
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Really, I tried.
You don’t realize all the things I do for you. You’re just so used to me doing this kind of shit for you. I think you forget that I do this because I love you, not because I feel obligated to. I never ask for anything other than a thank you, and you can’t even give me that. I bust my ass and go out of my way to do things for you. Just stop taking me for granted, I won’t be around forever.
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