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paddywhackerhandcannon:

tastefullyoffensive:

Theory of the Pixar Universe by John Negroni [detailed version]

Previously: Disney Movies in Disney Movies

I fucking knew it. All these funny jokes and references to other Pixar movies are nOT, as Pixar themselves insist, in-jokes and humour. Every single piece of fiction aimed at children is set in the real world and anything that doesn’t make sense in real life had an elaborate theory behind it. Follow for more posts like this including my Thomas the Tank Engine Human Enslavement theory

HOLY FUCK

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later


You’re the love of my life.

You’re the love of my life.

I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it.

- (via thedbldee)

(Source: unclefather)

palanging:

If you have a significant other. You need to be 100 with him/her. 100% truthful. 100% open. 100% committed. You don’t lie about anything. You tell that person everything. Because you two are partners. You two are a team. You two are a well oiled machine. And if one part isn’t doing it’s job, then the whole thing won’t work. It’s all about accepting the other person and everything that comes with them. Their past, their friends, their flaws. Their entire being. 100 fucking percent.

(Source: guerrepudiche)

hes-my-always:

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

I wanna do this

(Source: wishtoconfess)

palanging:

Stop being upset and start being awesome. 

(Source: hopefvlly)

yup, that’s me!

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014